Day One (Million)

First Blog.  Boy-ee!  I am still not sure how to pronounce the word "blog" without sounding like I'm from New York or Minnesota.  Two totally different extremes.  I've really been trying to find a happy medium between the two, but to no avail.  Probably because I get a laugh every time I say the word.  So, why would I want to change it, right?  Guys, seriously.  Not everything is meant to be funny- Hahaha!  Look at that dead body!  HAHAHAHA!    

(By the way, I'm not the only one who struggles with this word-BLOG-This absolutely ridiculous word.  Wolf Blitzer-CNN- said it about a dozen different ways on The Situation Room two nights ago.  (Can I just say that I love cable.  Especially CNN.  I fucking love it.  (Can you say "fuck" in a "blog"?  I didn't see anything about saying fuck or not saying fuck, so fuck it.)))

Boy am I proud of myself.  Blogging.  Welcome to the 21st century, me.  Welcome to the 21st century.