Sweating in Antigua

It's a hot one today, even in the shade.  Oh, the internet.  How I used to take it for granted.  I now appreciate it more than ever.  Especially because I can internet whilst having a glorious view of the Caribbean, and maybe a beer or two.  That's boss.  Aka.  That's Tony Danza.  

Nice relaxing vacation.  That's what I need.  Wait a minute.  My life is vacation.  Everyday is my birthday.  Thanks, God.

Whatever.  I still miss home.  My mom is moving to California in like 4 days.  How fuckin weird, man.  Weird.  I guess I'll be following her pretty soon, unless I get a job in Chicago that's worth staying for.   Although friends are gonna be hard to leave.  Everything's happening so fuckin fast, man.  And, I'm typing in an English dialect, man.  I'm well retarded.